Wanda Says…Birthdays can be dangerous, I guess.

My birthday is on Friday, and the customary cards have started rolling in from family and friends.  I had to share this because it was funny, and I would rather think about funny shit than the fact that I will be 40 on Friday.

A card came yesterday from one of my grandmothers, and she inserted this little gem into the card.

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I’m guessing she accidentally sent this instead of the customary check for $10.00.  Well, knowledge is power, so I guess having nine months advanced warning of National Safety Month is a gift, in and of itself.

Thanks Grandma!  🙂