I took the kids to their swim lesson this afternoon, and on the way there I explained to them that they have a new swim instructor. The conversation went like this:
Bryn: Who’s the new teacher?
Me: His name is Stephen.
Bryn: A boy?! Will he be wearing a shirt in the pool?
Me: I don’t know. Why do you ask?
Bryn: Ugh, Mom! (eye roll) Chest hair! Blech!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (laughing my ass off)
Bryn: I don’t want to touch his chest hair! That is so gross!
Me: (still laughing) 🙂