That whole dirty, un-showered look you’ve got going on? You rock that shit, baby.
Is that new perfume, or do I just love the way you smell after you haven’t washed your hair in two days?
It’s perfectly fine that you’ve been wearing the same yoga pants for three days. I know, they are so versatile!
Oh, don’t worry about not having time to do my laundry this week. I’ll just go buy new underwear on my way to work tomorrow. It’s no big deal!
That spit-up on your shirt doesn’t smell offensive at all. It smells really organic and fresh.
You look great with your hair up in that messy knot everyday. I don’t miss your clean, untangled hair, at all.
If you say so, then it must be hot as hell in here. Let me go put on a sweater and then I’ll crank up the AC.
You don’t need to shave your legs. Chewbacca is my favorite Star Wars character for a reason!
You’re right, honey! Chocolate goes with everything! 🙂